Fire-Crotch Rescue Center Mission Statement

Come my rust-haired brothers and sisters, you have no shame here. Step into the light--with sunscreen, of course--and be proud of your difference. Here at the Fire-Crotch Rescue Center, we recognize you for your exotic beauty and statistical rarity. We believe in the empowerment of the copper-topped folk through dispelling any myths associated with the fiery hair and honoring our existence throughout the history of society. After all, once you've had fire, you burn with desire.